Sunday, June 22, 2014

Two Days in Taiwan

Xièxiè. It means "thank you" and is one of the more vital phrases to know in Taiwan. You basically say it to everyone. The important thing to remember is that it's pronounced [shi shi] with a short i sound, like saying "shit shit" but without the "T" at the end. Now you might be asking yourself, "But Eli, why are you giving me this excellent lesson in Mandarin pronunciation?" Well it's because if you say xièxiè with a long i sound, like saying "shee shee," you're actually saying "pee pee" which is what I told the guy at the front desk of the hotel. So yeah...

Now that we got that out of the way let's talk about some other stuff. I've been in Taiwan for 2 days now and it is an amazing place. I'm currently staying in a hotel located in the Dong district while I wait to move into the housing provided by Cornel. When we got to the hotel Friday night the school had welcome baskets waiting for us in our rooms. It was filled with the usual stuff: bananas, apples, kiwi, cheese pizza flavored Doritos, and blueberry ice cream Oreos.

Say hello to the new member of the team.

On Saturday we were taken to the school's graduation ceremony for the Kindergarten and sixth grade classes. The sixth grade classes did skits based on countries they had researched this year and the kindergartners sang and danced. It was great seeing the kids have so much fun.

I believe this is the part where they we're singing "Gangsta's Paradise."

Afterwards we got to meet the other teachers at Cornel, including our mentor teachers. It hadn't really dawned on me how many people actually work at the school until we were all gathered out in the hallway. It's awesome to see how well everyone gets along and they were all very friendly to us newbies. The best part however, had to be when I was getting ready to leave and was stopped on the stairs by a woman and her daughter. The woman told me that in the second week of July her daughter would be joining my kindergarten class after they get back from their vacation to Legoland Malaysia. So not only did I get to meet a future student on my first day in Taiwan but I also learned where the nearest Legoland is located. FYI: it's only a four and a half hour flight to Malaysia.

Once we were done cleaning up from the graduation we all decided to get some lunch at a popular restaurant nearby. Us new teachers partnered up with our mentors and got to go on our very first scooter ride. At this point I would like to take a break and ask my mom to skip over the remainder of this section and move on to the next paragraph.... Alright, so it was awesome! The traffic laws in Taiwan seem to be more like friendly suggestions that nobody really bothered to listen to. People on scooters just zip around and it has a very organized chaos feel to it. It's like those movies where a gang of tattooed biker runs the town only instead of motorcycles  it's scooters and instead of tattoos it's Hello Kitty helmets. At one intersection I was stared down by a five-year-old girl with a pink helmet visor. She looked hardcore and I could tell she wanted to fight so I decided to look away like a coward. Despite this though, the scooters are awesome!

OK Mom, I trust you took my advice and skipped the last paragraph. Basically it was a casual scooter ride and everyone was very courteous. It was alright but I kind of got bored. I doubt I'll do it again.

The restaurant we ended up going to served us this circular food that was mainly bread but had a mixture of cheese and other assorted foods on top, along with some kind of sauce. The locals pronounce it as "peet-zah." I wasn't too sure about it at first, but half the reason I came to Taiwan is to try new things. It was really good and I was even able to take the leftovers back to the hotel and refrigerate them. I hear it tastes just as good when its cold.

 Pictured above: Authentic Taiwanese food.

Later that night all the teachers went to KTV which is a place where a group can rent out a private room and have a karaoke party. Because this is Taiwan and these things exist. The taxi we took to get there was driven by this really nice guy who couldn't speak English but kept trying to tell us something through Mandarin and gestures. About five minutes in to my first game of Taiwanese Charades one of the other teachers realized that he was trying to tell us that he didn't speak English. Go figure. Then he showed us a music video on his dashboard screen that had a bunch of scenes from The Fast and the Furious in it. After our second game of Taiwanese Charades we figured out he was saying that a scene from the movie where this guy break dances in a crowd was shot in Taichung. I haven't decided yet if learning that little fact justified the number of times the driver took his hands off the wheel or looked down to rewind the video. I'm leaning towards yes though.

This morning another new teacher and I went to get some coffee and walked through this really cool open air market. If you haven't seen a pile of chicken feet for sale then you're doing this whole "life" thing wrong and I pity you. Seriously, go find a pile of chicken feet. It really makes you contemplate the meaning of things.

"Becarefull the thief" Apparently there's only one thief and he's becoming a real problem.

This bush is currently under construction.

Perhaps the best thing about Taiwan is how I learn something new everyday. For instance, today I finally realized that my hotel bathroom has a phone right next to the toilet. It's just one TV set away from being 7-year-old Eli's dream room. Also, you're not allowed to flush toilet paper down the toilet because the sewer systems can't handle it. Either that or the Taiwanese collectively agreed to lie to every foreigner that comes to their country because, let's be honest, that would be a pretty funny prank.

Brain Break! See if you can figure out where the toilet paper goes...

The one place where it's appropriate to say "shee shee"

Don't worry folks, we're not done with the bathroom yet. Back in the states my good friend Phillip asked a great question about whether or not the showers would be tall enough for me. Well no worries Phil because the shower head is hand-held! This is a new experience for me and I'm a bit embarrassed to say that my hand-held shower skills are slightly sub-par. I basically whip that thing around like I'm in the middle of a lightsaber battle and everything around me must die. On a positive note the bathroom walls a very clean.

My weapon of choice.

The school held a Farewell/Welcome lunch today for all the departing teachers and the new staff. Also, we just got back from going to the restaurant where bubble tea was first created. I'd tell you more about these two adventures but the jet lag just hit me so I think this blog entry is done. Really though, this is shaping up to be an amazing experience and I feel very fortunate to be where I am right now. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and I can tell it's going to be great. For all of you who helped and encouraged me to get to where I am, xièxiè.

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